The Debt Chef - Debt Settlement

Debt Settlement

So, Chef Pepito, what's on the menu for this evening?

Oh, well-a thanks-a for askin'. Today we got spaghetti, a little-a meatball, and just-a-maybe, just-a-maybe we got some debt settlement too. But only if y ou're a-good-a-boy-a! I'm-a-gonna get you the best information anywhere. I'm-a gonna tell you all-a the things that-a they don't want you to know. They want you to sit there and-a be complacent, they do. It's-a the government I'm talking about. The government is trying to a-control us. We must not let them, we must not..............pshhhh.........static.............pshhh................stat....ic...........psh..................pshhhhhhh....................static...............

We interrupt this page to bring you some news from the government. The government is good. The government is wonderful. Be a good citizen. Do what you're told. Respect the law. Be complacent. Say yes to Bush and no to drugs. Debt settlement is............psssssshhh...............psh...................static....................................

Hey, it's me Pepito, I escaped! It's the government, they're-a trying to mess with my head! They're a trying to control us and we need to stop them. Get debt settlement now! Get-a the debt settlement before it's too late! Hurry! Really, you must hurry! Listen to Pepito on this one. He knows! He knows because they just-a kidnapped him! Quick - run for cover. Don-t a tell nobody!

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It's Pepito again! Don't listen to them. get debt settlement!